Greetings folks,
We have seen so many great guesses thus far as to where the hell we are going. Now, we need your ideas.
Although we still have no idea Where the Hell We are Going, we would like to start getting your ideas on what we can do once we get to wherever the hell it is we are going.
We know, we know...How the hell are you supposed to tell us what to do if we don't even know where the hell we are going?
With this in mind, we have created a short list of sponsorships. Maybe you want to see us eat something while we are there, either tasty or palette challenging (cow testicles I'm looking at you). You might want to see us wearing clothes with your face on them (or our face with your clothes on them!). You can sponsor that (and buy us the shirt!). Want to see us in a nice hotel bed instead of rutting in the dirt in some bodega? The options are endless... However, we will get last say on whether we accept your challenge, humiliation, act of kindness, or whatever.
If you pony up and assist us you will be mentioned by name/company/ brand. Hell, I'll even call you Supreme Chancellor of the Slippery Scalawags if you prefer!. Up on the sponsor auction in no particular order. (and feel free to post a challenge with a $$$ amount and see if we can complete it).
1. Meal in a healthy restaurant for 2 with option to eat something of your choice $20-$40
2. Train ride, taxi ride, helicopter ride, speed boat. Basically a "Ride" ($25-$50) your choice
3. Apparel, either custom of your choosing, really really awful, or super pimp. Custom $20. Awful $20 Super Pimp $200
4. Night out to party like rockstars $200 We will promise to "make it rain" in whatever currency they have, wherever the hell it is we end up.
5. Sporting event from the surrounding culture $60
6. Doing something underwater. (everything is more interesting underwater mon!) $20 - $50
7. Eating a mystery meat (crosses fingers for pigeon) $50
8. Night in a warm bed. This one is super important for our survival $100
9. Night in a warm bed with an infinite pool ocean view, champagne and dancing girls, i.e. the Epic Luxury Hotel stay $800
10. Foil a Mob heist $ I'm not sure how much it costs to enroll into the witness protection program
11. Souvenir for you from where ever the Hell we are Going. $40
12. Random challenge submitted by you. $$$ you bid we accept
For companies or wealthy benefactors, contact us to discuss our
Three Platinum Sponsorship levels.
These funds will get you mentioned throughout our adventure, go toward keeping us safe, and keep you highly entertained.
All packages also come with V.I.P attendance to our homecoming party! Details TBA
All the best from the Where the Hell am I Going team.
Justin and Nabil
